< all aboard the idiot wagon all aboard the idiot wagon

i wanna go to the gym ;~;


liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

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~*8 days til i’m 18*~

Anonymous said: Where do u get ur weed? From like a stoner from school or from someone else?

from many people that i know. some i’ve meet through school, sometimes i just go through people i know.



if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

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